its messy yes this mess is mine

a rockin' and a rollin'

i just want to be a zombie

so rumor has it that in depths of a swamp through paths of tall reeds in the fenway area lies a chair with the following words written on it: "i will be here every night at 12:30 to give rimjobs."

wanting to make rumor true at 1am ali, shane, and myself ride our bikes to this little shack in the woods and drop our bikes in front of a path. ali runs in and we're behind her stomping through mud. low and behold lies a chair, sitting in the middle of seven foot tall reeds, and behind this chair stands a tall dark shadow, causing all of us to scream and run as fast as we could leaving our bikes in front of the path.

and i didnt get a rimjob. the end.

incognito? or something like that